From Frogtown to Radtown

Lately,

Well first let me say that lately I have been going to work a lot, still.

Second, Bryan programmed the TV for HD and now somehow we can get nice HD channels, the Playboy Channel , a bunch of music channels and a few porn channels. Yeah you read that correctly FREE HD PORN b/c we hit a few buttons on our TV.

Steve’s the one that told us about it as he had just bought a new tv and was programming his when it started moaning on channel 180-1, i believe. -Bryan won’t tell me because he doesn’t want me to put it in here.

Tomorrow we are going to go shoot my model 1894 Winchester!! It’s going to be great, the shells for this baby are rather large and I’m pretty sure it’s actually going to be too much for me.

Third-Site-to-Store ordering for walmart.com/Wal-Mart because the people at wal-mart are pretty incompetent. First, I go into the store and I give this guy credit, (excuse my un-politicalness as I will call him), Wheelchair Guy greeted me and told me exactly where I need to go to get what I need.

So I go to the back(Bryan wondered off to find something for Ben and bullets for tomorrow) of the store and walk around the giant insurance company booth- set-up. Once there I read the credit/debit card machine and it says:

“Press screen for assistance” or something along those lines. So I pressed it and heard the intercom lady call for assistance to the back for site-to-store.

It was kind of like Sonic because it then read, someone is on their way or something to that effect. So I waited. Then I got mad and pressed it again but only once the screen had cleared as if someone was there helping me. They WERE NOT!

So I hit again, hear the intercom lady again and waited again. By this time Bryan had already purchased the thing for Ben and separately purchased the bullets. So you can imagined I am pretty pissed as I have still not seen a Wal-Mart person.

So I broke out the cell phone and called them. Ironically the woman that answered the phone was also the intercom lady and was also pissed that noone was helping. So she got me a manager. And I thought my life was saved. HA!

This “manager” came to the back. The first thing out of my mouth was:

(while pointing at the screen on credit/debit machine) “This thing’s not very efficient” He didn’t say anything. Then he pushed a bunch of keys on the computer and it made noises we all knew it shouldn’t be making.

Five minutes of beep, beep, beep I almost left. Then he called for Duane on his walkie-talkie and I shot a look to Bryan and went to get a cart for my box. When I returned Duane was leaving and Bryan and my box were right behind them.

Thanks Duane and next Wal-Mart in Radford, Virginia, get Duane first!

After all that I forgot to tell you that on Saturday I am going to be volunteering at the animal shelter to start off my new year and I am also eating a lot more healthy and exercises a little more frequently. Okay enough for today.